Kids however, bless their icing covered faces, are too young to understand the stifled snorts of laughter and looks of panic exchanged between adults. Thankfully, little ones are blissfully blind-sighted by the anticipation of epic sugar consumption. With their innocent eyes and enthusiastic tummies they think the presented Peppa cake is piggy perfection.

Arm yourselves with a cup of Unsee-Juice™, dear Pandas. The stuff of nightmares, these baked goods look so cursed, you might want to wash your screen with holy water afterward.

Plates were invented for a reason. We're begging you to use them!