When I was about 6 years old, my mom bought an "As Seen on TV" contraption called a Flowbee and used it to chop my hair into a floppy blonde bowl

Portrait of Henry VIII by Joos van Cleve. The portrait is frequently dated to c.1535, during Henry VIII’s marriage to Anne Boleyn. Henry is depicted carrying a scroll which contains the inscription: 'Go ye into all the world, and preach the Gospel to every creature' (Mark 16.15). The same passage was used on the title page for Coverdale’s Bible of 1535 (designed by Hans Holbein the Younger). However the use of the passage in this portrait and on the edition of Coverdale’s Bible may be…

King Henry VIII of England.

Andrew Graham-Dixon on how full-length portraits have been used in history to boost the status of nobles, kings and statesmen

Wikipedia article about Henry VIII

Henry VIII meme. Laughing with Erica about this one.

Player's, Kings & Queens of England (large size) 1935. No5 Henry II (reigned 1154-89)