100 Best Doctors Jokes

Doctors. A lot of us are shit-scared of them. But then realization dawns upon us, and we become conscious of the fact that we’ll actually be less dead if we go to a doctor. Ah! [...]

Check out some of the best medical puns, one-lines and other medical jokes & brighten your day.

Jack goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m having trouble getting my weapon hand job. Can you help me?” After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, “Well, the problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your weapon are damaged. There’s really nothing I can do for you unless you […]

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel...

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his

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100 Best Medical Jokes

A woman goes to the doctor with a black eye, and really looking rough. The doc says, “What happened?” The woman replies, “Every time my husband goes out and gets drunk on beer he beats me when he gets home.” The doc thinks for a minute and says, “I have a remedy for that. The […]

To become a doctor you have to spend four years of your life in medical studies, then 3 to 7 more in residency, before finally getting your license. To endure this much of student life, you either have to be really determined, a little bit coo-coo, or have a dark sense of humor to numb the stress that comes with being a soon-to-be doctor.