The funniest quotes from A Christmas Story from Ralphie, Schwartz, Old Man Parker and more! #AChristmasStory

These classic movie quotes from 'A Christmas Story' and 'A Christmas Story Christmas' will make you feel oh-so-nostalgic this holiday season.

Christmas Story Quotes

Get into the holiday spirit with these 'A Christmas Story' quotes from characters like Ralphie Parker. Enjoy these quotes from 'A Christmas Story' year-round.

Movie quotes from the Christmas film A Christmas Story. Directed by Bob Clark. Written by Jean Shepherd.

If you want to get in the seasonal mood, these should do the trick!

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