In which G.M. Norton pens an ode to the pencil moustache. Quite by chance, my beard recently fell into the sink, leaving me with a pencil moustache. I was surprised, but delighted at the same time. You see, for many years, I have admired this facial punctuation mark. The pencil moustache harks back to a bygone age and is brimming with charisma and a large dose of rakishness. When so many Hollywood greats wear it, you're in extraordinarily good company. A thin, narrow style with the optional…
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