❗️ #BREAKING NEWS - We're interrupting this broadcast to show you the latest picture of the recent giant leaser-eyed #kitten invasion in the heart of #Manhattan that occurred this morning in #NewYork ! 🙀 📸 Cat Attack New York City Ufo Explosions Lasers by Damian Augustyniak

I once saw a tourist with a shirt that said, in big letters on the back, “BOMB TECHNICIAN”. Then in smaller type underneath, “If you see me running, try to keep up”. That…