I got my period

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No matter what you call it—Riding The Cotton Pony, a Visit From Aunt Flo, Crimson Tide, or The Red Badge of Courage—it still is bloody, terrifying and will have you sitting in front of your TV all day snacking on everything you have in the pantry. Yes, we’re talking about your period. Just like clockwork, The Moon Time comes each month to wreck your plans, bedsheets, and favorite underwear and destroy your mood with period cramps. If you’re looking for consolation that helps you endure The…

It has the dual benefit of keeping you cosy while looking crazy enough to keep anyone from disturbing you.