Free and Funny News Ecard: Instead of "Have a nice day" I think I'll start saying "Have the day you deserve" You know, let Karma sort that shit out. Create and send your own custom News ecard.

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I hope we never get tired of making fun of each other. Create and send your own custom Thinking Of You ecard.

Yes please

Some on point cuss, cuz.

What we really need is a president who will ban air conditioning.

You know you are a mom when: "you finally get some sleep and end up dreaming about changing diapers"...

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: If women are bad at parking, it's only because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is. Create and send your own custom Confession ecard.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Two things: 1) Where have you been all my life? 2) Can you please go back there? Create and send your own custom Confession ecard.

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