Ok literally nothing else in the article is funny. It's just like, goths don't belong in parking lots!!! omg! (Which is like... ok who decided that?)

We got a link a few weeks ago from reader Tearsong about Adora BatBrat, a "self-proclaimed goth version of Martha Stewart." SAY WHAAAAAAAAAT! She's named her kids after synthesizers (Synthia, Fairlight, and TeeBee), and blogs about everything from having a goth party for her eight-year-old to being a model, so a lot of ground is covered.

“Dress like a MOM 😤 Me:”

Family. Adora aka Batbrat with her kids

niuniente: “What a wholesome family set ”