A self-described “full-time eBayer,” Eisenberg makes a living buying lockers in arrears at auction and then selling the goods online.

There’s a good market for broken electronics, so if you have a smartphone with a busted screen, or a laptop older than your niece, chances are another eBayer will want to strip it for parts.

He was hard at work writing a detailed, friendly message to an eBayer about the sharpness of a 1970 Topps O.J.

“I’ve always wondered how someone who does not work at the USPS, either as an employee or a contractor, can gain access to items of mail or packages,” another eBayer, i.gather.so wrote.

Though I am an accomplished eBayer, I've never bought groceries online.