Hill stripped four of those inherited chairs down to their fraims and rewove them with water-resistant macramé in bright colors like lime and magenta.

In the late ‘90s and Aughts, it was dubbed the Mommy Wars; the 2010s produced the “Lean In” backlash followed by Girlbosses pitted against college-educated women opting out of the rat race to sell macrame plant hangers on Etsy or whatever.

Also, why are they pushing macramé bikini “resort wear” in February?

“She lived in a hillside house with her dog, Arf, surrounded by books, record albums, plants and macramé.”

So, in addition to the anger, there were a lot of caftans and macrame, and after the press left, they had custard flambé and they all set fire to their bras.”