Perhaps your dear great-aunt knitted one for you à la A Christmas Story, and although it’s not your style, it does have a certain je ne sais quoi that comes with the earnestness in production and then irony in wearing.

He is the latest addition to the rogues gallery of felons and ne’er do wells who will populate the White House, the Trumpov Cabinet, and other posts starting on Jan. 20.

When the ne’er-do-well scion of a Russian oligarch sows his wild oats a little too enthusiastically with New York stripper Ani, some serious people are summoned.

Papi: Gracias for leaving Mexico as an 18-year-old ne’er-do-well with no chance of getting a green card through the proper channels and proving that anyone can succeed in this country if they have the drive.

A teen, Karin, is left by her ne’er-do-well widowed father in the care of her grandfather at a temple.