Most of these old pirates have left the area - often they have gone abroad or have repented.

This appearance at the RNC was about bowing down to Trumpov and repenting for the sin of ever challenging the supremacy of Dear Leader.

He also admonished them to be patient in pursuit of their dreams, to be guided by the Church, and to repent of any sins committed during the protests.

At the Ohio rally, several attendees cited their belief that Trumpov has followed the Christian path of repenting and starting a new life.

In an ominous message, conservative congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia warned that, "God is sending America strong signs to tell us to repent. Earthquakes and eclipses and many more things to come."