The line you had in the book that possibly might make my Twitter bio is the idea that we never see a man write a piece like Does My Back, Sack and Crack Wax Betray My Marxism?

Olivier Wevers' takes on "sexuality, gender identity and politics" in "Back, sack and crack."

I'm still not entirely sure what the point of the show is, beyond the chance to see – hopefully – Woodburn or Portas spar with Ramsay or see someone from Towie have a back, sack and crack wax in the salon.