But sure, as a reminder: Beef tallow, lard, and butter are all high in saturated fat, that stuff that gives you heart attacks and strokes.

Products like fruit-flavored yogurt, fortified white bread and sweetened energy bars will no longer be allowed to label themselves as healthy if they exceed certain limits on saturated fat, sodium and added sugars.

“The market is saturated with devices that offer low price and convenience, but provide an impersonal, sterile experience,” says Sarah Dodge, strategic design manager at the Ellen MacArthur Foundation.

Head teacher Victoria Bland told the BBC: "The floors of both school halls are flooded and the carpet in the main corridor is saturated."

The floor was covered in cat feces, and the crib was saturated with urine.