“Beautiful women unsettle and disrupt. This isn’t yellow cake uranium.”

This year we—minus two, with Mom working—had to settle for homemade yellow cake smothered in chocolate frosting.

Ohanian, 40, further contributed to those nerves by pranking his wife into thinking that he put together a “basic” reveal: He opted to have Williams cut into a yellow cake rather than one that revealed a pink or blue hue on the inside.

Well, it is a yellow cake enhanced with dark rum and soaked in a buttered rum sauce.

I knew this was going to take a lot of practice, and I needed to make sure I used a yellow cake recipe that would be sure to wow my family.