Death came for Ivan a decade after that boyhood paintball game.

“The resort … feels like the aftermath of a paintball game held during a garden party. Whack — mint green. Splat — canary yellow. Oof — teal blue.”

The resort in White Sulphur Springs, W.Va., feels like the aftermath of a paintball game held during a garden party.

The visuals are undoubtedly cartoonish, but when you’re splurting off rounds in a paintball game or playing virtual dodgeball with others around the world, you’ll soon forget.

Other football-related violations included the staff putting special additions to an area outside of an athletic facility for a paintball game while unofficial visitors were on campus, two walk-on players participating in a practice session while not enrolled full-time and the assistant director of on-campus recruiting texting logistical information regarding an official visit to a prospect more than 24 hours before his unofficial visit.