You really don't want to go to school, but there's no way your parents will just let you play hooky. Don't worry—we'll teach you everything you need to know about how to fake being sick, like how to begin your "sickness" the day before and...

You really don't want to go to school, but there's no way your parents will just let you play hooky. Don't worry—we'll teach you everything you need to know about how to fake being sick, like how to begin your "sickness" the day before and...

You really don't want to go to school, but there's no way your parents will just let you play hooky. Don't worry—we'll teach you everything you need to know about how to fake being sick, like how to begin your "sickness" the day before and...

Things to do when your sick!! So helpful!

I swear people make me sick to my stomach now adays, how do you act like you care about someone and then the first chance you get you try and be shady

Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it…

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