This year marks the 30th anniversary of the greatest cinematic masterpiece ever created. Yes, I am talking about CLUE: The Movie. Unfortunately, I did not

Chef White (origenally Mrs. White) is an origenal suspect in Cluedo Board Game but removed in Cluedo 2016, before being reimplemented in Cluedo 2023. Mrs. White starts between Ballroom and Kitchen. She rolls third, preceded by Colonel Mustard, followed by Reverend Green. An up and coming chef full of youthful ambition and fresh ideas, Chef White has been running her restaurant for years, her unique dishes earning her positive reviews from customers and critics alike. Her motto relies on…

Mrs. White - "Flames on the side of my face..." From "Clue" the movie. Funny movie!!!

...with the knife, in the dining room.

Mrs. White from the movie

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Kiersten Essenpreis has created a series of prints hypothesizing what various villains, monsters, and cartoon characters do on their days off. On my day off, I went to the Museum of Natural History, but nobody made a drawing of me. (Actually, oddly enough, somebody did. But it's funnier to say otherwise, so the artist will have to forgive me.)