"People were ruined, people were bankrupted, people were imprisoned, there were atrocious miscarriages of justice, people died," he said.

But chaos followed as Dean - with a huge helping hand from South Africa's atrocious shot-selection - turned the game on its head.

“Our special teams early in the year, especially against Inglewood, was atrocious and there’s no reason for it because we practice it so much,” Moon said.

No firing a bow this time, instead showing remarkable courage to rip off his shirt in such atrocious weather.

That attitude will keep them safer and happier, no matter what atrocious political choices American men may make.