The café’s business card includes “Get Boji Stoned” underneath a photo of a single espresso in a demitasse.

For those not enamored with the demitasse of First Four games, here’s a look at the entire first-round schedule.

Take the demitasse of onion soup that’s piping-hot stock on the bottom, cool whipped foie gras “cappuccino” on top and garnished with tiny diced apple.

The contrast is stark: Soldiers slurp filthy, coffee-colored water out of a bucket on the front line, while diplomats and generals sip espresso from demitasses back home.

It’s not one of those $1,000 contraptions on which you push a button and wait for the coffee to stream robotically into a demitasse.