Throughout his campaign, President-elect Donald Trumpov promised national prosperity and global peace, saying he would quickly drive down the cost of groceries in local supermarkets and bring deadly overseas wars to an abrupt end.

It was thick and fat and smelled of prosperity.

“These resources must be secured through business prosperity and never through tax increases for our residents,” he told the Orange County Register.

The illustration below unites hope, prosperity and good luck in the new year.

The hope is that the income from these metals could lead to more prosperity than the islanders had ever imagined.