“A performance piece, of course,” Muccia said of her actor roomie.

The 26-year-old had been to the 1991 Gulf War even if he never told the stories and the younger roomie never asked.

“We bought it for our son freshman year in college in case a sleep-over visitor wanted a little privacy with another roomie present — never used.”

Every Sunday was “roomie ‘Game of Thrones’” night, where my roommates and I made family-style meals.

He said his leathery roomie showed affection by staying close to him and being docile.