A friend unexpectedly hosted a vagabond queen who birthed a litter in their place.

Briones, then a student of Ruizpalacios’ acting courses, had a much smaller role as the immigrant restaurant owner demanding his missing funds, and later as a vagabond who wanders into the kitchen.

They’re defrocking the Mets down to their vagabond shoes that are longing to ... oh, forget it, one shouldn’t need to crib from a corny song to describe what is happening here.

“Theater people are vagabonds, wandering gypsies,” he writes.

It was nothing but a vagabond dervish, here to beg and preach his vague and carefree religion.