Sure, the tiny vessel is an ark of sorts, but for singles only, and with no old man to play God’s messenger.

They are known as “Noah trees” because of some people’s belief that the trees are the source of the olive branch carried by the dove back to Noah’s ark.

That year the tournament, still men only, ended after the quarterfinals as rain kept coming down and there were reports of Noah preparing his ark.

Having hired a carpenter to build an ark the size of a guesthouse in his parents’ rural Maine backyard, he feels like he owes us, and probably them, some answers.

All the while, the world is on the brink of destruction, and Lil Nas transforms into Noah who leads his animals to the ark that will save their lives.