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METEOROLOGIST'S MENU
Meteorologist Jeff Haby presents:
A meteorologist's weekly lunch and dinner specials
Monday lunch: Stormdog with thunderfries
Monday dinner: Rice with humid veggies and heat wave steak all covered
in warm advection sauce
Tuesday lunch: Typhoon pizza (center removed)
Tuesday dinner: Sea breeze seafood with hush sundogs
Wednesday lunch: Tornado spaghetti with hot hail balls
Wednesday dinner: Warm core veal topped with thunderstruck cheese
and a high CAPE sun baked potato
Thursday lunch: Meteorological goulash
Thursday dinner: Ribeye supercell with F5 sauce and stormy beans, blizzard ice cream
Friday lunch: Hurricane burger (center removed) with squall rings
Friday dinner: Cloud seeded chicken with tornado tots
Saturday lunch: Flash flood soup
Saturday dinner: High Theta-E turkey, precipitation peas and vorticity potatoes
Sunday lunch: Sleet salad with cloud to ground crackers
Sunday dinner: Heat wave enchiladas with lightning struck twice beans
and sweltering rice
Drink choices:
Condensation Coke
Mountain Dew
Parcel Pepsi
Downdraft Water
Dr. Convection
Dr. Instability
Hurricane Punch
Twister Tea
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