UGH DIARRHEA, youre always so DRAMATIC. And uneventful??  were our date nights too uneventful for you???

weve been married for years, is that not your name? Have you been lying to me this whole time??? That whole "till death do us part" vow is seeming very realistic currently

grow up RICHARD, you cant throw a hissy fit everytime youre being haunted, ple a s e.

no lol

mwahahahdhshf, get spooked

Boo

and then we stayed dead for happily ever after, the end

now were both dead, we can haunt the father guy, mwahahahahahshabdbsd

*haunts you*

Bleh *dies of heart attack*

no! You cant do this to me!! Ill get you arrested! This is why we dissowned you!

you dont have access to any of my money?

it does, we've taught you well

everyone makes mistakes. Ive had more than my share. But its okay cause im gonna repairrr it. By taking your money and ditching you again.

whoops, everyone makes mistakes

Yeah, but its going to be repetitive. I dont wish on your downfall, just for justice to be served

we have permanent documents regarding this entire matter. Sucks to suck, enjoy jail

nah, youve already lost all your money. Ill sue you for using our money

yup! Sorry kiddo! Thanks though!

that also falls under the contract? Its all your wealth. We can just sue you for that money too. And any illegal dealings within the years might also be tracked down. Seeing as you need a record of how you got your money.

you did this to yourself, should have known better. This isnt on us, blame yourself

tough luck, shoulda read it

because the contract, obviously. Dont you remember?

yeah, get out of our sights

oh yeah! Hello child of ours! We've prepared the document. Dont worry about reading it, its all unimportant info anyways. Just sign right here!

p e r f e c t, cant wait 

maybe we can readopt them when they make enough money. Or turn them in for their crimes

you have such good ideas, they can make their own money

youre right, its the best option. For us, not the kid. But with their high hopes im sure they'll figure something out, probably, maybe

I think we need to consider putting our child up for adoption.

I had the same thought reading it. im glad it strayed a bit after the shop lifting stuff