< *^* >
"Hello, I'm ChromebookUser, purveyor of fine itch.io content! I'm here to wow myself with the remarkable work of the skilled artists that make up this site and occasionally contribute to projects that I find astounding! I'm usually on here when I have a bad day, and messing about helps cheer me up! That's all you really need to know, thanks for taking the time to stop by!"

- ChromebookUser