Sounds like “To Catch a Den of Thieves,” non?

The matches continued in this guise in non Ryder Cup years until 2013 and all of the greats of European golf in this period were involved.

They added that "the 43-year-old suffered non life-threatening injuries".

"The problem is, if you do state funding, then you’re tied to it," she explained, not even bothering to come up with a more plausible-sounding non sequitur.

Unless he came to coffee stoned, then he just sat there and grinned and nodded, occasionally throwing in a non sequitur that made no sense at all and suffered additionally from not being at all witty or funny, which he always was when he wasn’t stoned.