That’s why he skipped a senior major this week at Firestone Country Club in Oho.

Marvellous, the first show to be housed in Soho Place, formally opened on Thursday, to largely positive reviews from critics.

Soho Place is a 602-seat theatre near London's newly revamped Tottenham Court Road tube station.

“Oho? English schoolboys in our enlightened 1980s cannot read a book in a foreign language?”

“Oho? And the boyfriend of Dawn Madden, he is a poet or a barbarian?”