The MLS of today is the Red Bulls, who are uncommonly reliant on American players developed in their own youth academy.

The past two winters have been uncommonly wet in California, and while it’s unclear how this season will turn out, this first storm is certainly kicking it off to an impressive start.

Even after years on the job, Klotz has maintained her uncommonly cheerful manner.

To counter this, she has an uncommonly strong script for the genre, balancing the sappy and sentimental with a slangy skater-queer-cool-kid voice inhabited comfortably by both Stella and Plaza.

But Trump, this time around, seems to be finding it uncommonly difficult to stick with.