“You don’t need a ‘well-bred dog’ to have a best friend to play in dog sports with.

In one fell swoop, the well-bred cow showcased Brazil's prowess in the business of modern cattle ranching.

Tax Code, a well-bred 4-year-old gelding owned by Mischief Racing, has won two of three races this season against strong competition.

She added: "The public has the choice, choose healthy, well-bred dogs or choose this kind of exaggerated mutant. I wouldn't buy any of these dogs. I feel really sorry for them."

“She’s a quiet, well-bred, good-looking number with the concealed fire of a banked furnace,” the profile said.