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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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A husband sends a text to his wife. Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They have been taking tests and doing...

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