Cat in a chicken hat, And you think you've got problems. At least they don't make you dress up as a rabbit. Hey this is not cute! I am not a happy camper.

Turns out, people are keeping their chickens warm in a much more stylish way than one might think. I'm talking crochet sweaters, colorful saddles, you know, the good stuff. And it's not like these things are hard to get. Everyone can find them on ETSY just like that. Designers have been appealing clothing for these feathery fashionistas for a while now, and they just started releasing their Fall collections.

The day may come, for whatever reason - rioting, famine, or just plain curiosity - you will need to eat a cat. Your very survival may depend on this guide.