X-Statix

X-Statix
Group publication information
Publisher	Marvel Comics
First appearance	X-Force No. 116 (July 2001)
Created by	Peter Milligan (writer) Mike Allred (artist)
In-story information
Type of organization	Team
Agent(s)	Anarchist Bloke Coach Dead Girl Doop Spike Freeman El Guapo Henrietta Hunter Mysterious Fan Boy Lacuna Orphan/Mr. Sensitive Phat Saint Anna Spike U-Go Girl Venus Dee Milo Vivisector
Roster
See: List of members
X-Statix
Series publication information
Schedule	Monthly
Format	Ongoing series
Genre	Superhero
Publication date	September 2002 – October 2004
Number of issues	26
Creator(s)	Peter Milligan (writer) Mike Allred (artist)
Collected editions
X-Force: Famous, Mutant & Mortal	ISBN 0-7851-1023-2
Good Omens	ISBN 0-7851-1059-3
Good Guys & Bad Guys	ISBN 0-7851-1139-5
Back From the Dead	ISBN 0-7851-1140-9
X-Statix vs. The Avengers	ISBN 0-7851-1537-4
X-Statix Presents: Dead Girl	ISBN 0-7851-2031-9

X-Statix are a team of mutant superheroes appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. The team was specifically designed to be media superstars. The team, created by Peter Milligan and Mike Allred, first appears in X-Force No. 116 and originally assumed the moniker X-Force, taking the name of the more traditional superhero team, who appear in No. 117 claiming to be "the real X-Force".

Publication history

In 2001, the X-Men family of titles were being revamped by the newly appointed Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada, with the aim to make the titles more critically and commercially successful. Former Vertigo editor Axel Alonso hired writer Peter Milligan, best known for his surreal, post-modernist comics such as Rogan Gosh and Shade, the Changing Man, and Madman artist Mike Allred, as the new creative team for X-Force, starting with issue No. 116. Prior to Millgan and Allred's first issue, X-Force sold well, but had not been the critical success Quesada wanted.

Milligan and Allred completely revamped the series, designing a team more akin to popstars or reality TV contestants than the gritty, violent paramilitary group originally portrayed in the series. The title was laced with Milligan's satirical take on the superhero team as well as general cynicism toward the entire genre. Milligan and Allred would regularly play with killing off the title characters: In their first issue, they wiped out the entire team with only two exceptions. This dramatic revision of the series was not universally accepted. Many readers wanted "their" X-Force back, a complaint Milligan later parodied in the pages of the title. However, the title was receiving mainstream media coverage in titles like Rolling Stone. X-Statix #116 was also the first Marvel Comics title to not have the Comics Code Authority approval seal since The Amazing Spider-Man #96-98 in 1971 due to the violence depicted in the issue.

X-Force was canceled with issue 129 in 2002 and renamed X-Statix; it restarted with a new issue No. 1. X-Statix carried on the same themes as X-Force, but with an increasingly satirical tone. Milligan planned to deploy Princess Diana as a character in a story-arc beginning in X-Statix #13: she was slated to return from the dead as a mutant superhero. However, when news of this leaked out to the media, a series of objections followed, most notably from the British tabloid newspaper The Daily Mail.. A spokesperson for the British royal family called the planned story "appalling." Milligan responded to the controversy in The Guardian writing that Diana fit in well with X-Statix as someone "famous for being famous" and that he would like to write a story where David Beckham joined the team, if he could convince Marvel to let him. On July 10, 2003, Marvel announced that they would remove Princess Diana from the story, replacing her with a fictional pop star named Henrietta Hunter.

Although sales of the title during this time were moderate, they soon began to decline drastically. After a story-arc that pitted X-Statix against The Avengers, low sales prompted the title's cancellation with issue No. 26, published in 2004. In the last issue Milligan and Allred killed off the entire team, serving up one last parody of the superhero genre, while tying up the remaining plot threads.

In 2006. Marvel Comics published the five-issue miniseries X-Statix Presents: Dead Girl, which featured Dead Girl teaming up with Doctor Strange to combat a group of villains who have returned from the dead. The series is written by Milligan, with covers by Allred. The storyline (which features the returns of the Anarchist, the Orphan, and U-Go Girl) parodies the manner in which creators in the industry handle death in comic books, with popular characters often brought back from the dead.

In 2019, Giant Sized X-Statix was published and written by Peter Milligan and Mike Allred the original creators of X-Statix. The title showcased a new version of the team consisting of the new U Go-Girl, Doop Vivisector, Mister Sensitive, The A and Phatty as well as a new team the X-Cellent with its members being Zeitgeist, Hurt John, Mirror Girl and Uno and alumni/former members of X-Force like Plazm, the Anarchist, La Nuit, Battering Ram and Gin Genie. In 2020, The X-Cellent was announced as a successor to X-Statix.

Members

X-Statix is a team of colorfully dressed and emotionally immature young mutants. They are assembled and marketed as superstars, first by the mysterious Coach, and later by media mogul Spike Freeman.

The team lineup includes the following:

Cover of X-Force No. 116, by Mike Allred.

• Anarchist, the team's self-proclaimed "token" Black Canadian, whose acidic sweat enables him to fire energy bolts
• Bloke, a mutant with the ability to change the color of his skin, like a chameleon
• Dead Girl, whose mutant gene allows her to return to semi-life after dying; she is also able to become intangible and communicate with other dead people
• Doop, a green, floating spheroid creature of unknown origin, who speaks in a "language" all his own (represented in text by a special font), and serves as the team's cameraman
• El Guapo, a sexy male mutant with a sentient flying skateboard
• Henrietta Hunter, a female pop star who is inexplicably reanimated with enhanced physical abilities and empathy (This character was originally written as Diana, Princess of Wales, but Marvel decided to rewrite her when news of this plan caused controversy.)
• Mysterious Fan Boy, the self-proclaimed greatest fan of the X-Statix team. He is placed on the team so that his reality-warping powers and unstable personality can be monitored and controlled.
• Orphan, a.k.a. Mister Sensitive, the team's de facto leader, and a mutant with purple skin and two antennae protruding from his forehead. He possesses heightened senses, superhuman speed, and the ability to levitate
• Phat, a gay white man who can harden, soften, and increase the size of any part of his body by expanding his subcutaneous fat layer
• Saint Anna, an Irish-Argentinian mutant with the ability to levitate and control the motion of objects as well as physically and mentally heal others
• Spike, an African American character who is capable of extending thin spikes from his body or launching them as projectiles
• U-Go Girl, a blue-skinned, redheaded, narcoleptic teleporter who was once romantically linked to Zeitgeist and then to Orphan
• Venus Dee Milo, whose body was made entirely of crackling red energy that allowed her to teleport, project concussive blasts of energy, and heal minor wounds
• Vivisector, a bookish, gay scholar who can transform himself into a wolf-like creature with enhanced senses, speed, agility, and razor-sharp fangs and claws

Mentors

• Coach, the manipulative mentor of the team while it was still operating as X-Force. He has only one arm and red eyes. Coach has the second X-Force team eradicated in order to start a new one.
• Spike Freeman, an amoral, thrill-seeking billionaire, he assists the team by auditioning new members, and by managing its public relations

Allies

• Lacuna, a young girl named Woodstock who seeks to join the team, she has the power of time manipulation
• Professor X, the mentor of the X-Men who assists X-Statix on some occasions. He constructs special suits to accommodate Orphan and Venus Dee Milo's mutations.
• Wolverine, an old friend of Doop's who helps Orphan take down Coach and his back-up team
• O-Force, a mutant superhero team

X-Force

In Milligan and Allred's first issue of X-Force, nearly the entire team is killed off in an incident called the Boyz R Us Massacre. This precursory team, of which only U-Go Girl, Doop, and Anarchist survive, also included:

• Battering Ram, who has superhuman strength and durability as well as a thick skull which sported two ram-like horns and purple skin.
• Gin Genie, who can direct seismic energy from her body if she had consumed alcohol
• La Nuit, a Frenchman who can generate a cloak of dark energy around him that disperses light and controls objects.
• Plazm, a living, lighter than air, liquid man who can control metabolic functions upon contact with another or through a spray from his hands
• Sluk, who has a face composed of tentacles.
• Zeitgeist, the team leader, who can vomit acidic ooze from his mouth. He conspires with Coach to have his teammates killed, but is caught in the crossfire and killed as well. He previously had a one-night stand with U-Go Girl. In the 2018 film Deadpool 2, he is portrayed by Bill Skarsgård.

Collected editions

X-Statix's appearances have been collected into the following trade paperbacks:

• X-Force: Famous, Mutant & Mortal (hardcover, 288 pages, July 2003, ISBN 0-7851-1023-2) collects:
  • Volume 1: New Beginnings (collects X-Force #116–120, 128 pages, November 2001, ISBN 0-7851-0819-X)
  • Volume 2: Final Chapter (collects X-Force #121–129, 224 pages, November 2002, ISBN 0-7851-1088-7)
• X-Statix:
  • Volume 1: Good Omens (collects X-Statix #1–5, Marvel, 2002, ISBN 0-7851-1059-3)
  • Volume 2: Good Guys & Bad Guys (collects X-Statix #6–10, Wolverine/Doop #1–2 and X-Men Unlimited No. 41, Marvel, 2003, ISBN 0-7851-1139-5)
  • Volume 3: Back From the Dead (collects X-Statix #11–18, Marvel, 2004, ISBN 0-7851-1140-9)
  • Volume 4: X-Statix vs. The Avengers (collects X-Statix #19–26, Marvel, 2004, ISBN 0-7851-1537-4)
• X-Statix Presents: Dead Girl (collects 5-issue limited series, Marvel, 2006, ISBN 0-7851-2031-9)

The entire run of X-Statix is collected in a hardcover Marvel Omnibus, which collects: X-Force #116–129; Brotherhood #9; X-Statix #1–26; Dead Girl #1–5; Wolverine/Doop #1–2; and material from X-Men Unlimited #41; I ♥ Marvel: My Mutant Heart and Nation X #4. (Marvel, 2011, ISBN 0-7851-5844-8)

Reception

Despite receiving condemnation from the British royal family, X-Statix received critical acclaim, if not high popularity among readers. In naming X-Statix as one of "5 Marvel Properties That, Even After ‘Guardians of the Galaxy,’ Are Still Too Weird for the Big Screen", IndieWire wrote that X-Statix "viciously deconstructed every phony bit of comic-book artifice", put "fame-whoring media culture on trial", and confronted issues of race, class, and sexuality. IGN wrote that the frequency with which characters were killed off "lent the book an air of danger and unpredictability rare to mainstream superhero titles."

References

• X-Statix at the Comic Book DB (archived from the original)

External links

• The X-Titles revamp as discussed in The Comics Journal No. 262