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Two Nuns and The Creepy Man - Funny Long Joke

Two nuns are walking down the street when they notice that a man is following them. Sister Michael, the older and wiser nun, says to the young and naive Sister Patrick, "See that crossroad ahead? You go left and I'll go right: he can't follow us both. ...

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Funny long joke - Cell phone

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Man: "Hello" Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?...

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Funny Joke - Winking

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

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Joke - The Shoe Repair

A man and his wife were cleaning out their attic when the man found a shoe repair stub in the pocket of an old jacket. “Hey – check this out,” he said to his wife, “this stub is 20 years old. I wonder if the shop still has the shoes.” So the ...

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Joke of the day - Dingo Antics

A wealthy Australian man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet Dingo along for company. One day, the Dingo starts chasing butterflies, and before long he discovers that he is lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading r...

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Joke > Three Old Sisters

Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?' The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll...

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Funny joke » The Blonde’s Special Order

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice cream parlor together. The brunette went up and asked for a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream. The counter man was confused, but gave her a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream. The redhead went up and a...

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Joke - A Frog, A Bank and A Loan

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and...

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Ice Fishing Old Man | Long joke

It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, c...

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Funny joke - Inflation

On a visit to see his grandmother, a teen boy listens as she goes on and on about the cost of living. “When I was a young girl,” she moans, “you could go to the store with a dollar and come home with enough food to feed your family for weeks!” “Well, G...

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Alligator Shoes | Long joke

A blonde was out shopping in Lousiana when she saw a beautiful pair of shoes made from genuine alligator skin. She goes into the store and asks the price. The shopkeeper says, "$1000" The blonde not having that kind of money tried to haggle with the st...

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Joke > Taxi

Three drunk men entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk, and they didn’t give him the destination they wanted so he decided not to drive but instead he wanted to play a trick on them by turning on the engine and staying there for a mo...

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Joke of the day - The Golden Saloon

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands. "At this new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everythin...

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What happened to the other? - Funny Long Joke

A man walks into work with two bandages over his ears. His boss asks what happened. He replies, “I was ironing my shirt when the phone rang. I accidentally answered the iron.” His boss considers this and then asks, “Well, that explains the one ear, but...

Crying Blonde | Funny joke

A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a street lamp. “Can I help you?” he asked. Replied the woman, “I dropped my diamond ring and I’m looking for it.” Asked the cop “did you drop it right here?̶...