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Woman opens the door to a stranger – but what he says next is so...
Woman opens the door to a stranger – but what he says next is so shocking that she faints
Captain puts on strange red shirt before battling pirates
Sometimes, you have to hide your doubts as a leader... ... something that this captain knows all too well. A ship was travelling in a dangerous part of the sea. The captain saw a pirate ship approaching their vessel. The captain yells to his crew, “Men, bring me my red shirt!” The crew brings him his red shirt, he puts it on, and leads the men in battle. They lose one man, but on the whole it was a great victory. Everyone wonders what the deal is with the red shirt, but they just shrug it ...
83-year-old reports a break-in in progress but the police won’t...
83-year-old reports a break-in in progress but the police won’t show up – his solution is ingenious
An elderly husband and wife go to the Doctor – his problem is...
An elderly husband and wife go to the Doctor – his problem is quite unusual
The florist mixes up her order – and they get a real surprise
The florist mixes up her order – and they get a real surprise