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Marol spends her wedding night in her family home
As is tradition in Italian families, Marol spends her wedding night in her family home. Her mother sleeps in the adjacent room in case Marol has any questions... #funny #humor #jokes #funnyjokes
She asks the doctor about her baby
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months
FunnyPanda A BLONDE WALKS INTO THE LIBRARY
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, slams a book down and screams at the librarian,"This is the worst book I've ever read!... #joke #humor #funny
Two guys were hiking in the mountains
Two guys were hiking in the mountains when they came across an old mine
Boats - Funny Long Joke
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard...
A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass
A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered #funnyjokes #cleanjokes #relationshipjokes #sillyjokes #Quickjokes
Tea From Daughter | Long joke
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I b...
Tickle Me Elmo Toys
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 is there is a knock at the Personnel Manager’s door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee.
Maintenance Problem
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately.
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped #bestjokes #funnyjokes #humor #viraljokes #jokeoftheday #funnystory
WackyWalrus THERE WAS A BLONDE WHO WAS SICK
There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and cam... #joke #humor #funny