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FunnyCityJoke HUMOR IN THE CLASS
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind themShe asked Chris what he had done over the ... #funny #joke #humor
FunnyCityJoke CARNATION MILK IS BEST OF ALL
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carna... #funny #humor #joke
FunnyCityJoke BLIND MAN
Two nuns painting a room in their convent,They decide to strip naked so they don't get paint on their robes. Seconds later there is a knock on the door...... #funny #joke #humor
FunnyCityJoke HONEST VETERINARIAN
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to bett... #joke #funny #humor
FunnyCityJoke A MAN MEETS A WOMAN ON A PLANE
Settled in, he sees a strikingly beautiful woman boarding. To his delight, she takes the seat beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he says, "Business trip or holiday?... #humor #funny #joke
FunnyCityJoke DAD JOKE: THIS FATHER INSISTED THE BABY COULDN'T BE HIS
"Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hairShe can't possibly be mine. ""Nonsense," the doctor said... #humor #funny #joke
FunnyCityJoke A MORMON AND AN IRISHMAN WERE ON A PLANE
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were takenThe Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and ... #humor #joke #funny
FunnyCityJoke AN OLD MAN WOKE UP TO CELEBRATE 92ND BIRTHDAY
He spoke to his toesHe said, "Hello toes! How are you? You know, you're 92 today. Oh the times we've had! Remember we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday af... #humor #funny #joke
FunnyCityJoke YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT THAT GIFT
A couple was about to celebrate 50 years together Their three kids, all very successful and wealthy, agreed to a Sunday dinner in honor of their parents. As usual, they were all late and h... #joke #funny #humor
FunnyCityJoke DON'T HIT THE BALL!!
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. ... #joke #humor #funny
FunnyCityJoke WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MERIT ENTRANCE INTO HEAVEN
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gatesSaint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?"The Lawyer thought a moment, then said,... #humor #funny #joke
FunnyCityJoke MANIAC IN THE LIBRARY
A man walks up to the main desk a library and says in a loud commanding voice to the librarian:I'll take two hamburgers, no mayonnaise, and an order of fries. The librarian looks up at him, shoc... #humor #funny #joke
FunnyCityJoke OH, I'M SORRY
There once was a girl who wasn't feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty. The genie told her that to make her feel pretty, he would make it so that every tim... #funny #humor #joke
FunnyCityJoke A MAN ANSWERS THE PHONE
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation:"Yes, mother, I've had a hard dayGladys has been most difficult...... #funny #humor #joke
FunnyCityJoke THE CHILDREN WERE LINED UP IN THE CAFETERIA
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. . The nun made a note, and posted on the apple... #funny #joke #humor