Have you ever wanted to work for a multi-million company, trading your joy in for some coin? Live in fear of your soul getting drained away from your body every other second? Wanted to kill a chicken?

Well JOYCOIN is the place for yoooouuu!!

FABULOUS FEATURES

• Fast paced, replayable working hours.

• Gore--I mean POUR--your heart into it.

• Different economies/game modes to choose from.

• Make your own custom game modes and economies!

• Jazzy tunes

• Different upgrades to keep you snazzy.

• Happy Pills...ermm...prescribed.  

• And more!!?

Get the full version for the COMPLETE EXPERIENCE and to support the company, or get the LTD version to get a taste of doing some real work.

Disclaimer: We do not take responsibility for any induced sense of paranoia or self-loathing caused by our services.