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Funny joke » The Blonde’s Special Order
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice cream parlor together. The brunette went up and asked for a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream. The counter man was confused, but gave her a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream. The redhead went up and a...
Billy Bob wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. He was told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector asked, "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?" Billy Bob replied, "I wo...
Funny joke » Billy Bob Wanted A Job...
Billy Bob wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. He was told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector asked, "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?" Billy Bob replied, "I wo...
Two bowling teams, one made up of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rode in the bottom deck of the bus and the blonde team rode on the top level. The brunette ...
Funny joke » Bowling Tournament Bus Trip
Two bowling teams, one made up of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rode in the bottom deck of the bus and the blonde team rode on the top level. The brunette ...
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Funny joke » A young school teacher
A young school teacher ran into a friend she hadn't seen since they were teenagers. With eyes aglow, the school teacher said to her friend, "Guess what? Since last we saw one another, I've gotten married." Her friend said, "That's good." The school tea...
When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled 'All Men Are Idiots.' Then she will get on with her life. A male has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the breakup, ...
Funny joke » Men VS Women
When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled 'All Men Are Idiots.' Then she will get on with her life. A male has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the breakup, ...
a blue background with the words do you think he'll jump? jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9pm
Funny joke » Do you think he'll jump?
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm... He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump....
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Funny joke » Rorschach test
A psychiatrist who is seeing a patient for the first time gives him the Rorschach ink blot test. He shows the patient the first card and asks what he sees. He looks at the card and blurts out, “A couple making love!” The psychiatrist shows the patient ...
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Funny joke » Stranded
A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years. One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "I...
the text says, say cheese jane brown walked in to the dentist office to make an appointment how much do you charge to pull out?
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Funny joke » Say Cheese!
Jane Brown walked in to the dentist office to make an appointment. “How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?” she asked. “It’s $130,″ was the prompt reply. “$130!” gasped Jane, “that’s ridiculous! There must be a way for you to go cheaper.” “Well,” ...
A man and his wife were cleaning out their attic when the man found a shoe repair stub in the pocket of an old jacket. "Hey - check this out," he said to his wife, "this stub is 20 years old. I wonder if the shop still has the shoes." So the next day t... Old Jacket, Man Go, Shoe Repair, The Next Day, 20 Years Old, 20 Years, Next Day, The Man
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Funny joke » Shoe Repair
A man and his wife were cleaning out their attic when the man found a shoe repair stub in the pocket of an old jacket. "Hey - check this out," he said to his wife, "this stub is 20 years old. I wonder if the shop still has the shoes." So the next day t...
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The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one mor... Strongest Man, Strong Man, Juice, Lemon, Bar, Funny, Glass
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Funny joke » A Skinny Strong Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one mor...
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Funny joke » Hiccups
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face. "What did you do that for?" the man asks. "Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?...
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Funny joke » D-d-d-dav-dav-david
“What’s your name, son?” a principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” asked the principal. The student answered, “No sir, but my dad has a stutter and the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
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Funny joke » Blue Suit
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black s...