Jake Ryan 16 candles i love his expressions, voice, sexiness

It's time for some eye candy! Behold Michael Schoeffling (but forever known to me as Jake Ryan)! Yep, he's that hunk from Sixteen Candles. H...

Michael Schoeffling: slated to be the next "it" movie star, at the height of his fame Michael decided to move to an obscure town in Pennsylvania to do woodworking and sell handcrafted furniture instead. Has not given an interview since disappearing from Hollywood in 1991. No journalists has ever successfully tracked him down.

Who can forget Michael Shoeffling as Jake Ryan in Sixteen Candles? Sadly, he left the movie making business and now makes furniture.

I Love Jake Ryan - 16 Candles

Michael Schoeffling by Bruce Weber (1981)

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Sixteen Candles

. I've always known that the disappeared actor Michael Schoeffling - aka Jake Ryan from Sixteen Candles and all of our wet dreams forever and ever, amen - was a model before he was an actor. I mean, obviously he was. Look at him, dammit. Look at him!!! Ahem. But as with every Schoeffling-ish, finding examples have been hard to come by. Until I did some net-scouting today, that is, and managed to dig several up! Hooray! The internet is quite possibly my favorite thing. Well my second favorite…