The Kama Sutra - Part I

By David Strovny
Sex Education Correspondent - Every Saturday

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she's a mare, you're a stallion

Due to an overwhelming amount of reader e-mail regarding the Kama Sutra and its sexually seductive powers, I've decided to dedicate a few sex tips to the mysterious book to help you and your woman discover a side to lovemaking that you never thought possible. These tips will help you understand yourself, as well as your partner, and may serve to bring the two of you closer together.

Let's get started, shall we?

Written almost two millennia ago, it seems the Kama Sutra has made its way to popular culture and couples are aching to use it to enhance their bedroom antics. And although the sexual positions themselves are only a minute part of the book, I'm sure you're interested in everything that comes before them.

The Kama Sutra makes it clear that you should make it a point to pay attention to every inch of your lover's body. Don't leave anything out and don't place so much importance on the actual sex itself.

The act of lovemaking in its entirety should be thoroughly enjoyed. Be totally aware of your senses; smell, taste, touch, hear, and see her. And of course, she will do the same.

But before you begin, you have to prepare for such a vivid experience by understanding yourself (and her for that matter).

man is divided

According to the KS , man and woman are divided into three classes. Man can be classified as the hare man, the bull man and the horse man according to the size of his, um, lingam (I think you know where this is headed). But fear not, woman too can also be classified as a doe, a mare or a female elephant depending on the depth of her yoni .

All this means that there are three equal unions that can exist between a man and a woman depending on their sizes, and six unequal ones. They are as follows:

EQUAL

Men Women
Hare Deer
Bull Mare
Horse Elephant

UNEQUAL

Men Women
Hare Mare
Hare Elephant
Bull Deer
Bull Elephant
Horse Deer
Horse Mare

So basically, if your penis is bigger than her vagina can handle, then your union is unequal, and if your penis is smaller than the depths of her vagina, then, again, it's an unequal union. Good luck deciphering which one you are, or better yet, which one she is.

how deep is your love?

Just as sizes differ, so too do desires, and carnal instincts are categorized as follows:

EQUAL

Men Women
Small Small
Middling Middling
Intense Intense

UNEQUAL

Men Women
Small Middling
Small Intense
Middling Small
Middling Intense
Intense Small
Intense Middling

A man of small passion is one whose desires at the time of intercourse are not high, whose ejaculate is sparse, and who is not too keen on being touched by his woman.

How passionate are you? Next >>

 
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