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You Know You are Having A Bad Day When

Humor – You have to hitch hike to the bank to make your car payment. The little league puts you on waivers. Your suggestion box starts ticking. Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3. You see your stockbroker hitchhiking out of town. The moths in your money belt starve to death.

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Submitted and Voted for on August 11, 2007 07:43am

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Life's Biggest Problems and Solutions

Family – Fear : The anxiety or terror that things will go badly, that we will fail or be embarrassed. The solution Humor and Curiosity : Modern life has very few saber-tooth tigers . The situation is rarely life or death . Ask, What's the worst that can happen? What's the best? What can I learn? What would I do if I had no fear?

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Submitted and Voted for on August 11, 2007 07:38am

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Reasons Why Life Without a GirlFriend Is Cool

Humor – 1. You can stare at any Girl....... 2. You don't have to spend money on her. 3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers. 4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing. 5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

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Submitted and Voted for on August 11, 2007 07:27am

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Quotes from women to men ....

Humor – Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her. - Agatha Christie Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion Smith I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. - Dorothy Parker It's not the men in my life that count, its the life in my men.

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Submitted and Voted for on August 11, 2007 07:14am

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Weird things you would never know!

Science – Weird things you would never know! (but do now!) * A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. * Most lipsticks contains fish scales. * Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. * A shrimp's heart is in its head.

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Submitted and Voted for on August 11, 2007 06:55am

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Types Of Kisses

Love & Personals – 1 - ICE KISS Celebrate the first day of winter with an ice kiss. Put an ice cube in your mouth until your mouth becomes cold. Remove the cube, track down your love and plant a kiss that will send chills! 2 - ELECTRIC SHOCK KISS The two of you shuffle your feet furiously on carpet. When you both have an electric charge, lean over and slowly

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Submitted and Voted for on August 11, 2007 06:48am

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Top 5 Criminal Hackers of all time..

Gadgets & Tech – 1. Kevin Mitnick. Mitnick is perhaps synonymous with Hacker. The Department of Justice still refers to him as "the most wanted computer criminal in United States history." His accomplishments were memorialized into two Hollywood movies: Takedown and Freedom Downtime...

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Submitted and Voted for on August 11, 2007 06:43am

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Phone Menu of a Mental Hospital..

Humor – Hello and thank you for calling The state Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

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Submitted and Voted for on August 11, 2007 06:16am

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Quotes of Famous People

Humor – Men get laid, but women get screwed. - Quentin Crisp (English writer) "Virginity is not dignityââ;¬Â¦not securityââ;¬Â¦or not a sign of purityââ;¬Â¦It is simply lack of opportunityââ;¬Â

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Submitted and Voted for on August 11, 2007 06:10am

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How to Escape a Sinking Car

Do-It-Yourself – 1. Remain calm. Your chances are good. 2. Get out quickly! Unfasten your seat belt immediately. This is the major reason victims don't survive. Get the window or door opened asap.

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Submitted and Voted for on August 11, 2007 05:59am

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Why Men should wear clothes

Humor – A bunch on pics explaining why its so important to wear clothes...

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Submitted and Voted for on August 08, 2007 05:52am

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Videos of Minneapolis Bridge Collapse

News – An interstate bridge jammed with rush-hour traffic suddenly broke into huge sections and collapsed into the Mississippi River Wednesday, pitching dozens of cars 60 feet into the water and killing at least seven people.

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Submitted and Voted for on August 07, 2007 04:49am

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Signs that You're Really Broke

Humor – * American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" * Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant. * You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. * You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe. * Long distance companies no longer call you to switch. * You

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Submitted and Voted for on August 07, 2007 04:40am

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Things to Do At The Funeral Of Someone You Don't Like

Humor – * Tell the widow you're sure you saw him move. * Go to the funeral dressed as the deceased, and call the widow a fraud. * Bring a dog to the funeral and have him play dead. * Sign the deceased's name in the guest register.

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Submitted and Voted for on August 07, 2007 04:28am

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Law's of Lifeh

Humor – * The Law of Common Sense Never accept a drink from a urologist. * The Law of Reality Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. * The Law of Self Sacrifice When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last. * The Law of Volunteering If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. * The Law

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Submitted and Voted for on August 07, 2007 03:33am

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