AskMen.com: March Madness 2007
Though it’s not usually lumped in with holidays like Valentine’s Day, Halloween can reduce usually confident single men into whimpering sacks of “woe-is-me” garbage. After all, without an invite to the right All Hallow’s Eve social function, some men are left quivering under their sheets, hiding as the rest of the world has the time of their lives. Moreover, even if a guy does manage to get out of the house on October 31, there is no guarantee that he’ll have what it takes to lure anyone back to his, er… crypt.
Given the dilemma of having to ensure Halloween success at home and on the town, AskMen.com has divided our annual Halloween microsite into two instructive guides: 1) For spending Halloween on the town; and 2) For entertaining yourself at home. So be sure to read the relevant sections based on your own Halloween itinerary and make sure that the cries you hear on October 31 will stem from laughter or pleasure.
Halloween On The Town
Halloween At Home
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Fashion Tip: Costumes Men Should Never Wear
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Top 10: Halloween Sex Positions
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How To: Perform An Exorcism
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Top 10: Stupid Deaths
As these ridiculously dumb deaths prove, not all astonishing fatalities center around a man in a with a hockey mask or Robert Blake. More
Christine vs. The Car
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Top 10: Weird Phobias
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