GAG OF THE MONTH

WITH THIS RING…

THREE men are standing outside a jewellery shop looking at an expensive ring in the display window.

The first man says: “That ring is perfect for Susie. I just wish I could afford it.”

The second man says: “I was planning on proposing to Julie soon. She’d love that ring.”

The third man says: “Okay, I’ll make you both a deal. You two race to the bottom of the street. Whoever gets there first gets the ring, at my expense. Deal?”

The men are thrilled at the offer