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EXPENSIVE DIET

A group of prosperous businessmen are dining at a top restaurant inside a gambling resort. “You look like you’re losing weight,” remarks one to another.

“I should be!” the man replies. “I went on one of those high-protein diets, nothing but expensive steaks and chops. And you won’t believe it, in just two weeks I lost R3 000.”

DIRT DISGUISE

Little Johnny comes home covered in dirt, and asks his mother, “Who am I?”

Thinking this is a new game, she says, “I don’t know. Who are you?”