With astronomical heating bills this winter, to help keep warm I’ve grown out all my body hair. It’s given a lot of amusement to my aqua aerobics pals. ‘The last time I saw anything that hairy, I was being chased by a herd of wildebeest in the Serengeti!’ laughed one. ‘Your unwaxed pudendum looks like William Shatner’s hairpiece,’ cackled another. ‘You’ll have