YOU’VE GOTTA LAUGH!
Waking up, I noticed that I was thirsty. I’d been out in town for a few drinks in November last year, and perhaps I’d had one too many!
Groggily getting out of bed, I plodded downstairs and poured myself a glass of water from kitchen the tap.
Noticing my Spaniel Bear sat by the door wagging his tail, I twisted the lock and let him out