AT THE TOP of my random internet searches right now (“What is the Korean word for nosebleed?”; “When is the HSC timetable published?”; “Recipe for tteokbokki?”) is “How to attract owls to my garden”.

I love owls. Almost as much as I love goats – and they are already in my garden, the ratbags. Fewer goats, more owls, is the plan. I have lots of old-growth